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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Bought A Bad Computer
  
Runs on 200 "D" batteries
In the morning you have to defrost it
Runs on Windows '78
Box reads "Pre-loaded with hundreds of viruses!"
Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee's
For better internet reception, salesman includes pair of rabbit ears
You move the pointer around by licking the screen
It's made by IBN
The mouse bit you
When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself
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You open the CD drive and find several slices of rotting bologna

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It looks suspiciously like an Etch-a-Sketch

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You can't type because you need both hands to crank it

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After it's been on for a while, there's the sound of frying bacon

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