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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Top Ten Bill Clinton 60th Birthday Plans
  
The usual--bucket of KFC and a lap dance
Get cracking on second 2,000-page biography
Bust open a pinata full of Lipitor
Depends on what your definition of the word "plans" is
Thank Letterman for the $10 Radio Shack gift certificate
Pretending to be excited when Hillary wears one of her "sexy pantsuits" to bed
Going to Foxwoods with Kofi Annan to catch Regis and Susan Lucci
Hit on that cute AARP receptionist
Reminding Gore the cake is for everyone
In honor of 60, 20-year-old triplets!
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