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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Top Ten Kyra Phillips Excuses Presented by CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips
  
"Still haven't mastered complicated On/Off switch"
"Larry King told me he does this all the time"
"How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?"
"I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon"
"Couldn't resist chance to win $10,000 on 'America's Funniest Home Videos' "
"I was set up by those bastards at Fox News"
"Oh like you've never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television"
"I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me"
"Okay, so I was drunk and couldn't think straight"
"You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting"
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Thought it'd be fun to embarrass myself in front of millions, like Dave does every night

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If a gal can't interrupt a presidential speech to gossip about her family, the terrorists have won

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I was loopy on fumes from Wolf Blitzer's cologne

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Trying out my new trash-talking character, Kyra the Basic-Cable Gal

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Didn't mean to call sister-in-law a control freak; meant to call her a domineering hag

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Mel Gibson told me there's no such thing as bad press

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