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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, September 01, 2006
Top Ten Signs You Had a Bad Summer
You divide the summer into two parts: pre and post
weed-whacker incident
Awesome summer job at Nike turned out to be lacing shoes
from 5AM to 11PM
You said, "Bora Bora" but travel agent heard,
"Tora Bora"
Barry Manilow kicked your ass at the Emmys
You started dating Paris Hilton after she gave up sex
Had to listen to David Hasselhoff deciding whether or not
you had talent
You went in for a spray tan and walked out looking like
Kenny Rogers
Always remember it as "the summer I got busted on 'Dateline'"
Only action you got at the beach was a jellyfish stinging
your nuts
Your name is Mel Gibson
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You had the LATE SHOW in your Emmy betting pool
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Job involves saying words, "Mr. Gibson has no comment
at this time"
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Your vacation was in Key West, Pakistan
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Weren't able to take your usual 5-week vacation at your
ranch in Crawford, Texas
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
