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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
He spent three hours interrogating your kitty
You turn up the thermostat and hear your supervisor scream
from the air vent
Every morning, some guy puts a new roll of film in your fichus
Powerpoint presentations include photos of you flossing
Greets you in the elevator with, "Boy, that was some
call from your urologist"
The "O" on your keyboard looks a lot like his eyeball
Keeps repeating the same phrase: "Please speak
directly into my pants"
His screensaver is you in the men's room
When your wife wears a negligee, his voice comes out of
the lamp asking, "Is that new?"
Advised you to get that mole on your ass looked at
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There's a microphone in your oatmeal
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Greets you in the morning by saying, "Wow, you had
the craziest dream last night"
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Awkward moment in elevator when he asks why you switched
to boxers
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Constantly second-guessing your computer solitaire strategy
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As you chat with colleagues, the water cooler asks,
"Could you repeat that?"
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Your file cabinet keeps sneezing
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
