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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Husband Is Gay
  
You come home to find him handling the gardener's hose
On your wedding day, you wore the same dress
Favorite magazines: "Gourmet" and "Honcho"
Your name: Jodi -- name he calls out during sex: Lou
Constantly leaving that seat down, am I right girls?
Bumper sticker reads: "I'd rather be having sex with dudes"
During "Brokeback Mountain," He mumbles, "It didn't happen exactly like that"
At your sister's wedding reception, he caught the bouquet
Yells, "Honey, I'm home after a long day of gay sex!"
Says he got rear-ended but the car looks fine
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