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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger
King Quad Stacker
"Are my papers in order?"
"Can I get it supersized?"
"Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"
"Could this have anything to do with why the rest of
the world hates us?"
"Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"
"Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"
"How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"
"Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"
"Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"
"Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"
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"Do I prefer the nickname 'Tubby' or 'Lard-Ass'?"
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"Would it be healthier just to eat the fat kid behind
the counter?"
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"What's it like to sweat mayonnaise?"
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"Do I really have much to live for, anyway?"
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"How much does it cost to have a crane lift you out
of bed every day?"
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"Will I have room for an apple pie?"
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"Will 8 pieces of bacon be enough?"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
