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Thursday, October 05, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Mafia Movie
Takes place on the mean streets of Appleton, Wisconsin
The fake blood is clearly Yoo-Hoo
Someone is given an offer he has the option of refusing
Directed by Martin Scorsese...'s brother Larry
When mobsters try to dump body in Jersey, they sit in
traffic at the tunnel for 90 minutes
Instead of horse's head, informant wakes up with a
delicious chocolate on his pillow
Punishment for snitching: No X-Box for a week
Boss keeps using the catchphrase, "Don't Hassel the Hoff"
Feds use wiretap to get famous vegetarian lasagna recipe
Only whacking is done by Mark Foley
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Characters won't stop talking about how terrific "The
View" is
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Rival crime families join forces to fight the real evil:
global warming
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During torture scenes, Dick Cheney mumbles "Amateurs"
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At their slumber party, mobsters lip-synch Motown classics
into their hairbrushes
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When a mobster drives an informant into the woods, he just
wants to bird watch
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Head of the family's nickname is "Dimples"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
