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Monday, October 09, 2006

Top Ten New York Yankees Excuses
  
Wanted Columbus Day off to get to all the sales
Thought series was best 6 out of 11
We've already missed the first three episodes of "Grey's Anatomy" -- enough is enough
Thought Joe Torre told us to give 10 percent
Players distracted by erotic text messages from Mark Foley
Shouldn't have switched to the cheaper generic steroids
Clubhouse caterer replaced E. coli-tainted spinach with E. coli-tainted lettuce
Uh, global warming?
More focused on how they're going to get by on a lousy $16 million a year
What's the point? North Korea's gonna nuke us at any moment
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