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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Top Ten Reasons Donald Rumsfeld Is Resigning
Wants to try to salvage his marriage to Britney
Ordering the illegal torture of detainees is more of a
young man's game
Offered Bob Barker's job on "The Price Is Right"
Wants to try screwing up the world in the private sector
Just demonstrating his exit strategy
For a complete list of reasons send a self-addressed
stamped envelope to Bob Woodward
Congress wouldn't fund his new weapon system: monkeys with
jet packs
No point in trying to be the most evil guy in the room
when you work with Dick Cheney
Wanted to go out while he was on top
Plans to become Secretary of Sitting on His Ass
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Bush turned down Rummy's request for a $5-a-week raise
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Wants afternoons free to watch "The Bold And The Beautiful"
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Snagged a $500,000 offer to box a kangaroo on pay-per-view
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Sick of Condi asking to be hooked up with his hottie friends
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Last few cover ups not as fun as they used to be
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Too busy with his new PlayStation 3
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Didn't have a good reason for invading Iraq; why should he
need one for retiring?
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Finally realized his dream of being the scapegoat for an
incompetent president
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Got caught using steroids
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Should a 97-year old man really have his finger on the button?
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Starting a doo-wop band called "Rumsfeld and the Run-Lites"
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The great ones always know when to hang it up
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Insisted on renaming Iraq "Rumslandia"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
