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Friday, November 10, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Lost" presented
by Jorge Garcia
After each episode, you do an all-kitty reenactment in
your basement
You refer to your in-laws as "The Others"
While visiting New York, you stood over every manhole and
screamed, "Good God -- a secret hatch"
You're halfway to your goal of licking every cast member
Your friend phoned during "Lost." Next day you
beat him to death with a hot poker
You pitched NBC a show about 12 people stranded backstage
at "Saturday Night Live"
Co-workers affectionately refer to you as "That loser
who's obsessed with 'Lost'"
Renamed dental practice "Flost"
Your wife is getting sick of playing the bedroom game
"Find the castaway"
You sat through all ten of these lame jokes
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When your son was born, you said, "This is the
happiest day of my life, except for when "Lost"
season 1 was released on DVD"
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You became a cop just so you can run red lights to get
home in time for "Lost"
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You shipped your kids off to boarding school for changing
channel to "SpongeBob"
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Your friends in the "Doctor Who" chat room
complain you no longer have time for them
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Haven't moved from your living room couch since show
premiered in 2004
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When your 3-year old daughter says there's a monster in
her closet, you ask, "Is it the smog monster that
killed Mr. Eko?!"
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During moral dilemmas you ask "What would J.J. Abrams do?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
