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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Friday, November 24, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Family Is Nuts Presented By Dr. Phil
You're 42, but your dad still makes you watch the parade
on his shoulders
All of mom's recipes involve 1 part gin and 3 parts tonic
Breaking the wishbone usually involves a trip to the hospital
The Shi'ites next door ask you to keep the fighting down
Never had Thanksgiving with family because you work at the
Late Show
Have to eat your dinner without utensils because
everyone's on suicide watch
In honor of the pilgrims, everyone gets scurvy
So-called turkey is wearing a dog collar
Instead of spouses, each member brings an attorney
Caught your wife "giving thanks" to the caterer
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Everyone kept dipping bread into your gravy-soaked mustache
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Before a meal, says thankful prayer to the dark lord Satan
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Everyone communicates by meowing
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Three words: bobbing for giblets
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The only thing your family gave thanks for was illegal fireworks
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
