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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Top Ten Signs Donald Trump Hates You
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Wake up to see Miss USA and Miss Universe slashing your tires
Pet hamster is missing and Donald's got a new hair style
Instead of firing you, he kicks you in the nuts
Debuting new reality show where contestants take a leak on your lawn
Only gives you twenty minutes to vacate your apartment instead of his customary forty-five
Buys all the pie in the world just so you can never have pie again
Twice daily, you're beaten by casino goons
You wake up each morning to find dozens of empty hairspray cans in your mailbox
Offers free night's stay at his hotel to anyone who nails your wife
You're one of the hosts of "The View"
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