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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
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Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge
You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house
She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"
It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you
You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"
Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds
She poisons your Tang
Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse
Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com
She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down
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