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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Top Ten Chicago Bears Excuses
  
Too much pre-game paella
Hard to be motivated by a guy named "Lovie"
Spent every huddle talking about "American Idol"
Peyton promised to put us in a commercial if we let him win
We're not used to bad weather
Colts players were shoving us
Never adjusted to one hour time difference
Like the rest of America, we wanted to see Peyton finally win the big one
Hard to play when you're excited about upcoming Late Show Ventriloquist Week
Worried about sharing locker room with Prince
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