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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Top Ten Other New York Times Allegations Against Al Gore
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In addition to "An Inconvenient Truth," wrote "Big Momma's House 2"
Tells attractive ladies they can fight global warming by sleeping with him
Against CO2 emissions, yet he insists on exhaling carbon dioxide
Ordered his vice presidential limousine stocked with Yoo-Hoo and caramels
Al Gore, Al Qaeda? Not a coincidence
In his Senate desk, carved "I like big girls"
He killed beloved winemaker Ernest Gallo
Global warming is his excuse for not wearing underpants
"Al" is short for "Alice"
Real reason polar bears are endangered -- he's eating them
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In 2000 election, he voted for Bush

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On more than one occasion, he's eaten his weight in quesadillas

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Disobeyed Clinton's order, came knockin' when van was rockin'

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All proceeds from "An Inconvenient Truth" went to pimping out his Hummer

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Briefly lost Delaware to Mexico in a poker game

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"Office" is champagne room at Lace Gentlemen's Club

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He's so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang

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Catchphrase is, "Dude, you need to take a chill pill"

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Got orange Cheeto dust all over an original copy of Constitution

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Instead of "Yea" would vote for legislation by shouting "Yessireebob"

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