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Monday, March 26, 2007

Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I'm Miss USA
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"I saved 15% on my tiara insurance by switching to Geico"
"I'm spending my scholarship money on one of them 108 inch plasma TVs"
"I'm Canadian"
"Look for me at a boat show near you!"
"I'm not saying who, but one of the finalists wasn't exactly a 'Miss' "
"During the pageant, I stayed focused backstage by punching a side of frozen beef"
"Miss New York taught me how to hotwire a Honda Civic"
"I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the congratulatory presidential phone call came from Clinton, not Bush"
"I know I'm supposed to say I was really awkward in high school, but I've always been hot"
"I thought I was going to be on Leno"
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