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Friday, April 13, 2007

Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck
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For 3 months, you've been sitting on the tarmac on a stranded JetBlue flight
When you play Roulette, you not only lose, the wheel flies off and kills a guy
Instead of "The Luck of the Irish," you have "The Luck of the Kurdish"
When ordering a mattress, you forget to leave off the last "S" disqualifying you from any savings
You're a member of the New York Knicks
You purchased some of that tainted pet food. Kitty's fine; you -- not so good
No matter how often you shower, you always smell like bacon
Highlight of your trip to New York City was attending a taping of the Late Show
On last flight, you were seated between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump
As unlucky as you are, your wife is getting lucky every night
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