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Monday, April 16, 2007

Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Rainy Is It?"
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It's so rainy, people are going to Knicks game just to stay dry
It's so rainy, Rosie O'Donnell was feuding with the National Weather Service
It's so rainy, I had to apply an extra coat of Scotchgard to my hairpiece
It's so rainy, Regis' guest host today was the Gorton's Fisherman
It's so rainy, JetBlue delayed all their flights through Labor Day
It's so rainy, Al Gore is planning a documentary on global wetness
It's so rainy, Tom Cruise is lecturing Matt Lauer on precipitation
It's so rainy, Donald Trump has been seen using Miss USA as a flotation device
It's so rainy, President Bush is talking about sending FEMA to New York in 2010
It's so rainy, you're stuck inside watching this lame Top Ten List
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It's so rainy, Angelina Jolie adopted a kid named Noah

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It's so rainy, showers have washed away some of the urine smell

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It's so rainy, Al Queda is claiming responsibility for flash flood damage

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It's so rainy, the terror alert has been raised to "Poncho"

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