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Monday, April 30, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Newspaper Is In Trouble
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Covers all news that happens within one block of the office
Today's exclusive -- "Nixon Dead!"
Reporter sent to jail for refusing to divulge a source... Oh, and he also killed a dude
All horoscopes: "Now would be a good time to get out of the newspaper business"
Paper's motto: "Suck it"
Every "hot" gossip item is about Jack Klugman
Managing editor and guy who wheels around breakfast? Same guy
Under "Weather," it just reads "Yes"
Instead of "Garfield," has a comic strip called "Garfunkel"
You endorsed Dennis Kucinich
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