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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Horse Will Not Win The Kentucky Derby
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For starters, no horse with three legs has ever won the derby
Instead of "Win, place or show," he's favored to "Wheeze"
Easily spooked by crowds, other horses, jockeys and dirt
Las Vegas offering side bets on whether he'll make it out of the trailer
He's on his fifth bucket of mint juleps
He may be a zebra
Named "Just Desserts" because that's all he eats (This joke was written by Freddie Roman)
Trainer was also responsible for getting the Yankees into shape
Jockey using the riding crop to whack himself
The night before the race seen out late partying with Paris Hilton
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