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Friday, June 08, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Organized Crime Show
  
It chronicles the life and times of the Jackson family
Mob bosses settle conflicts with spirited game of Trivial Pursuit
Only illegal activity is double parking
Mobsters whack an informant by driving up his cholesterol with rich desserts
Boss makes guy an offer he has the option of refusing
All nine mobsters played by Eddie Murphy -- remember "Norbit" is now available on DVD
They sit around eating sausage and pepperoni Hot Pockets
Everyone dies after catching tuberculosis from guy on airplane
Crime syndicate is run from behind bars by Paris Hilton
It's less violent than a typical episode of "The View"
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