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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Is A Changed Woman
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She's seriously thinking about the idea of possibly looking for a job
Has learned the names of nearly half her servants
Has a new catch phrase: "That's unseasonable"
No more pretending to be sober, now pretending to be religious
Proceeds from future sex videos go to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America
Has started dating Shecky
Devoting all free time to tracking down Bin Laden
Instead of putting out sub-par music and cheesy movies, she'll be putting out cheesy music and sub-par movies
Constantly asking herself, "What would Paula Abdul do?"
Well, she's wearing underpants
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