CBS Logo

Friday, July 20, 2007

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Summer Camp
 Top Ten   
"By the end of archery we need enough squirrels for grilling"
"My toothbrush, your toothbrush, what's the difference?"
"That video of the bear eating your leg is on YouTube"
"Welcome to Shaq's camp for fat kids"
"Good news -- we're on the cover of 'Lyme Disease' magazine"
"Children, please enjoy the comedy of Eddie Brill!"
"Across the lake to the east is the girls' camp; across the lake to the west is the state hospital for the criminally insane"
"Relax, this camp isn't haunted, despite the dozens of people who've been murdered here"
"Welcome to Hell, punks"
"It's February. Face it, your parents aren't picking you up"
·

Sorry, there are no Top Ten Extras tonight!

"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008
Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
 Watch now
A Tony Mendez Thanksgiving
Join Tony for a holiday filled with turkey, gravy, more gravy and more!
 Watch now
Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade
 Watch now
November 28, 2008
 Watch now
Print Send to a friend

Advertisement