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Thursday, August 09, 2007
Top Ten Little Known Facts About Derek Jeter
In 2002, I set a Major League record of 97 consecutive games without scratching myself
I can put five baseballs in my mouth
Remember I missed a game last year with a "pulled hamstring"? I actually had Streisand tickets
When Johnny Damon cut his hair, I put it in my scrapbook
I'd trade my four World Series rings for a spot on Late Show's "Impressionist Week II"
When Red Sox fans shout, "Yankees suck," it really hurts my feelings
The thing I love most about being a baseball player is seeing a child's eyes light up big when I give him an autograph... Oh, and the crazy paycheck
Between you and me, I don't get all the ass-slapping either
So I'm not bothered by fans, I check into hotels under the name "Dave Letterman"
Rosie quit "The View" so we could spend more time together
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
