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Monday, August 27, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Alberto Gonzales Resigned
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Felt he wasn't incompetent enough for the Bush administration
Secretly ordered himself to fire himself
Was offered the John Travolta role in the touring production of "Hairspray"
Trying his hand at failing miserably in the private sector
Didn't want to be around for transition to the Kucinich administration
Instead of terrorism, trying to keep Lindsay and Paris off the streets
Got a sweet new job at Kinko's
Letterman has a guy making a sand sculpture of Biff Henderson
Ran out of laws to circumvent
Why not go out on top?
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air
After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
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