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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Hiding Osama Bin Laden
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He's turned backyard jungle gym into Taliban training camp
You call over there and someone answers, "Death to America... I mean, Yello"
There's a large "No Infidels" sign on the front porch
In latest video, behind Osama is you mowing the lawn
Neighborhood suddenly reeks of figs and sheep
Just had delivered issue of People's "25 Sexiest Mullahs"
Got invited to summer block party -- this years theme: "Sun, Fun and Jihad"
Mailbox now reads, "Rutherford/Bin Laden"
Car in the driveway has a hilarious "Martyrdom or Bust" bumper sticker
Last Sunday, Kim Jong-Il dropped by for Brunch
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