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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Top Ten New York City Cabdriver Demands
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Increase legroom by removing brake pedal
Option to overcharge foreigners
Wi-Fi turbans
If a passenger finds any food in the back seat, driver gets half
Satellite radio so we can listen to Arabic shock jock Mahmoud Stern
Beaded car seats upgraded to be even beadier
Better selection of DVDs to watch while driving
Finally make mirrors in which objects are not closer than they appear-- Are we living in the stone age, people?
Bonus if we go whole week without ramming into a Starbucks
No pants, no problem
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$15 surcharge when serving as a getaway car

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Health insurance with dental and beard coverage

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Every driver gets a "Taxi" cast photo autographed by Marilu Henner

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Right to charge an additional $3 for transporting a corpse in the trunk

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Driver side air turbans

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