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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Top Ten Surprises In Yesterday's Republican Debate
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McCain answered all questions with his sock puppet friend "Carl"
Debate was held at Chi-Chi's in Dearborn
The part where Giuliani slugged an audience member was odd
Mitt Romney proposed a big tax cut for guys named "Mitt" -- that's crazy -- who's ever heard of such a thing?
Candidates greeted each other with long, passionate kiss
No number 5 -- writer seeing hilarious remake of "The Heartbreak Kid" in theatres now
Tom Tancredo admitted even he doesn't know who the hell he is
Eddie Brill claimed the audience was one-third foreigners
Wayne Newton was voted off
Time limit enforced by Cheney with a shotgun
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After debate, Republican Party announcing it would concentrate on election

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It was repackaged as a one-hour comedy for Telemundo

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The red-hot halftime performance by Fergie

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Not enough time spent on issues, too much time spent discussing "heros"

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All nine candidates agree -- the Mets need help

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