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Friday, October 12, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win a Nobel Prize
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You put all your money on the Mets
Only thing you ever won was a rib eating contest
You spent 3 years trying to prove the formula: macaroni + cheese = delicious!
The only "A" on your report card was when your teacher called you "A moron"
You graduated from Harvard, but it's the Harvard in Mexico
When watching "Jeopardy!" you answer every questions with, "Who is Larry Hagman?"
Every time you see an airplane you scream, "Run for your lives -- giant metal bird"
Devoted your life to studying global cooling
You're known for invading Iraq without an exit strategy
You're on Letterman playing with a bunch of spring snakes
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