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Monday, February 11, 2008

Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?"
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It's so cold, Donald Trump's hair was shivering and rubbing its paws together
It's so cold, in New York City there are more polar bears than rats
It's so cold, Democrats are calling for an end to our dependence on foreign cocoa
It's so cold, ABC is debuting a new reality series, "Defrosting With The Stars"
It's so cold, Matthew McConaughey actually put on a shirt
No number 5 -- writer suffering hypothermia
It's so cold, Romney changed his first name to Mitten
It's so cold, Apple just introduced iScarf
It's so cold, Barack Obama is campaigning in Puerto Vallarta
It's so cold, Roger Clemens is injecting soup in his ass
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