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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Accountant
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"My exciting lifestyle is the envy of all my claims adjuster colleagues" (Arthur Drucker)
"I made ten grand doing taxes for Leona Helmsley's dog" (Richard Koenigsberg)
"Numbers are my only friends" (Andrew Rubin)
"What other job allows you to show up for work in just a suit and tie?" (Lou DeFalco)
"Mild-mannered day job protects my true identity: Batman" (William Bregman)
"I'm always the first to hear about all the latest calculator innovations" (Steven Goldsteen)
"I was a finalist on last season's "Accounting With The Stars"" (Vicki Penino)
"When some idiot asks me about a form 8038-G information return for tax-exempt governmental obligation, when they really mean a form 1038-R recovery of overpayment under arbitrage rebate provisions -- that s***'s hilarious!" (Andrew Ross)
"If I screw up something, you go to jail, not me!" (Sandra Busell)
"I get more tail than George Clooney" (Richard Cohen)
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