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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed
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Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives
Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary
At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2
Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close"
One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose
Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot
Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"
The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote
Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat
The Knicks win
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You could swear you saw two balls in play

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Layups discouraged by the snarling pit bull under the hoop

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76ers forbidden from scoring over 76 points

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One team has 23 players on the court

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Refs giving out technical fouls for sweating

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Team discovers tomatoes in the Gatorade jug

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Make a call, Kobe gives you a diamond necklace

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